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Hot dogs were in invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes into his dick-shaper machine

Hot dogs were in invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes into his dick-shaper machine

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How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it!

How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that’s a carousel. I must have it!

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If you live to be 100 you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people..like you ate a pinecone every single day

If you live to be 100 you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people..like you ate a pinecone every single day

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If your grave doesn't say 'rest in peace' on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

If your grave doesn’t say ‘rest in peace’ on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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ladies call me Subway, because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

ladies call me Subway, because I’ve got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

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Most cutting thing you can say is, 'Who's that clown?' because it implies that a) they're a clown & b) not even one of the better known clowns

Most cutting thing you can say is, ‘Who’s that clown?’ because it implies that a) they’re a clown & b) not even one of the better known clowns

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